"The Fool says, 'there is no Santa.'" - Rudolph 23:14

The biblical God, Yahweh - Jehovah, (& Christ) similar to Santa, is always a male and is known as the Father in the sky, acting as a divine cop, who blesses good little boys and girls (and mommies and daddies), who enforces law, meting out divine punishment for non-believers and those who dare disobey. In some cases

Theism - The belief in the existence of an external one God, as in monotheism, or Gods, in the case of polytheism, that is, a personal God as an external creator and ruler of the world, thus relieving the anxiety of fate, guilt and doubt Santaism - The belief in the existence of an external white bearded man who as creator and ruler of Christmas gift giving, relieves the anxiety of fate, guilt and doubt in Christmas time.

He enters the human world, from his exterior realm, the heavens, to intercede, and perform either a punishing or merciful action, only to return back to His heavenly realm with his angels. In Santa's case he returns back to the North Pole with Mrs. Claus and his elves. Yahweh used to return back to his wife Asherah and was a more personal compassionate God. But between the zeal of the Yahweh cult, with the fundamentalism of the Deuteronomists, the intolerance of people like the fundamentalist King Josiah (the Jerry Falwell of ancient Judah), and the altered and additional accounts added by the Priestly Jewish writers of Babylonian exile, all of Jehovah's wives became considered as blasphemous rivals, destroying his former tolerant and compassionate self as the Canaanite God El, the friend and personal God of Abraham, to that of Yahweh, a tyrant disciplinarian, the distant and exclusive God of Moses, who implemented a fierce rejection and hatred of all other deities, subsequently using other nations to inflict his torture and punishment. How unlike Santa, who still loves his wife (not a nation as his wife) and never uses other people to kill as punishment, no matter how much loyalty they attend to the Tooth Fairy or to Mrs. Claus, no matter how much attention (worship) they share with others, no matter how naughty they have been.

"Santa Claus" sounds much too similar to "Satan's Claws." He is Pagan and therefore displeases Jehovah

Yahweh (Jehovah), was a Pagan God out of many who mutated to monotheism (one deity intolerant of all others) along the way. The attempted human sacrifice of Isaac, and the later temple design of Solomon, designed from the Pagan Canaanite three square temple, are but two examples out of many, originating from the Pagan creative beliefs of the Hebrew God Jehovah, continually being reinvented with the times of political, social and cultural changes as the creation of man, made in his image.

Obedience to Jehovah is unquestionably required. He is the only true God, as all other gods are false (of course). The tribal gods of the Canaanites - false, the tribal gods of the Moabites - false, the tribal gods of the Philistines - false, the tribal gods of the Egyptians - false, the tribal gods of the Babylonians - false, the tribal gods of the Assyrians - false, the but the tribal god of the Hebrews - Jehovah, who incidentally murdered, pillaged and raped the other tribes possessions, those considered as his enemies, is somehow the only true God. Obedience to Santa isn't quite as intense. He simply leaves coal or nothing at all and returns back to his home. Unlike Jehovah - "The Jealous God" (Exodus 34:14), who puts to death (murders) any of his people who dare worship Molech, (including sex with pretty Moabite women), Baal, Astarte, Isis, Horas, or any other god for that matter, Santa is not this way. As Santa is not in any way, shape or form, jealous of the Tooth Fairy, the Easter bunny, Mother Nature and the God-Man version of Christ. Either way, Jehovah or Santa, prayers and requests do not get answered to disobedient little boys and girls. 

There is one exception to the simple coal filling stocking stuffer punishment of Santa. Rumor has it that a grandma got run over by his reindeer, walking home from our house Christmas eve. If this is true, then he is either very careless or gets angry like Jehovah at disobedience. At least Santa never brought leprosy on someone or forced women to "eat their own afterbirth," to survive, a punishment Jehovah doled out to his people, as recorded in the book of Ezekiel. Only with Ezekiel's sobbing request did Jehovah reduce his punishment instructions to use human shit for cooking to that of animal shit. Santa only leaves coal, which is a hell of lot better to use for cooking.

Both Santa Claus and Yahweh -Jehovah, come from the sky. Santa prefers magical reindeer, while Jehovah likes to use his angels. Santa has Rudolph, his favorite reindeer to light up his way and steer the lead, while Jehovah who himself is light, prefers not to use Rudolph but rather his angels, such as Gabriel and Michael to lead the way for him in making magical appearances and proclamations. Or sometimes He uses His Holy Spirit, as doves or light as in tongues of fire; a far more impressive and grandiose form of light then any of Santa's damn reindeers - "Rudolph's nose." And unlike Rudolph, Jehovah's angels need no lit up nose to light the way. While Santa shouts down from the sky with his deep male voice, "Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas, Jehovah, thunders his voice as some interpret it to say "this is my son, listen to him," or "have no fear, for the Holy Spirit has given you a child," or "why are you persecuting me?"

Both Santa and Jehovah (and Christ - he's either an emaciated man, a baby or a white bearded king) are known to have long white beards, both older males with maturity and wisdom, both loving children to the extreme and both listening to all the requests for mercy, toys, gifts, insurance premiums, mortgage payments, accident protection and medical aid. In some cases a simple pair of shoes will do. Only Jehovah has been known to impregnate a virgin, while Santa has not appeared to figure this one out as of yet. Perhaps one day with writers under the euphoric ecstasy of theistic thinking, or that of Jewish midrashic writing - symbolic stories that revolve around liturgical weekly readings, will become inspired to write such things of Santa (according to divine prophecy of course). Apparently Playboy magazine has already put Santa in this powerful position. Time will tell if Hollywood, in imitation of many Jesus movies, will create "the last temptation of Santa."

Like Jehovah, Santa only gives gifts and rewards to the good. Yet unlike Jehovah, Santa considers most people good. Santa blesses gays, blacks and women with the same gifts and rewards as white males. Jehovah is still working on this. However Santa cannot do supernatural fixes, such as healing leprosy and shrinking tumors and having the sun stand still. Santa is still working on this. Santa knows the earth revolves around the sun, unlike Jehovah (and Joshua), for Santa is in tune with current day knowledge apart from antiquated mythology, knowing that the sun can never stand still, nor the earth stop revolving, not even for an instant.

Unlike Santa, who simply leaves coal to those who are naughty, Jehovah opens up the ground and swallows people, such as Korah, Nathan and Abiram. He also rains fire on cities and has women eat their own afterbirth. For these reasons, it is recommended to refrain from pissing Jehovah off and leaving the naughtiness only when it pertains to Santa. However it must be noted, that Jehovah was kind enough to allow the Benjaminites to ambush and rape (and keep!) the young female virgins from Shiloh every year (for tribe survival purposes only of course) and also allow the Hebrews to take the young virgins as spoil from war on many occasions. I know many of us that could really enjoy a young pretty virgin. It would also make the best Xmas present ever! Maybe one day Santa will be able to get this for us, as Jehovah did for the Hebrews. So let's all be good little boys (sorry girls - your only male property) and who knows? Maybe on Christmas morning there will be a Pamela Anderson look-a-like just waiting for us to unwrap!

If one wishes to speak to Jehovah they must pray, and pray hard at that, for one does not know if HE (He's never a she) will answer the prayer, as it may not be "according to his will." Amazing how some folks in a developed country will receive financial aid, autos, mortgage payments and so forth, while mothers who worship the same God in third world countries see their babies starve to death and die right in front of them. Surely Santa would do more than Jehovah in this respect if he had the means to do so. Yet when communicating with Santa, he does not require letters to be "according to his will," but one simply sends a letter to the North Pole (no street address) and miraculously, on Dec. 25, the present arrives, that is, if Mommy and Daddy (or cousin George) can afford the gift. But the present does arrive, because Santa comes to the house, down the chimney and delivers it himself. It hasn't been determined if God shares the prayers made to him with his son, as some so emphatically believe, while others guess if Santa reads all his letters to Mrs. Claus and the elves.

Many are convinced that Yahweh will only listen to their Xmas requests if they accept His divine plan that brought forth the murder of His son Jesus on a Cross, not out of human events, but out of His reconciling the former separateness of man, requiring their faith in this human blood sacrifice. Otherwise no blessing takes place and all Xmas presents are null and void. Therefore Yahweh considers all those who do not support the child abuse he orchestrated, as Pagan scum, that is, until they repent and accept his free gift of murder for their behalf. Santa is not anything as harsh, and would never subject ourselves to be "born in original Xmas sin," from the Anti-Christmas celebrating ancestor, Santa-Adam - the disobeyor of Christmas law. Nor would he require any of his elves to die a torturous death on our behalf, nor force us to support such to receive his blessing, even if we block our chimneys from his divine arrival. We only need be good little boys and girls, and be kind to one another and leave out a few carrots and celery sticks for his reindeer, and he will bless us with Xmas presents.

Why are all of Santa's elves male? Yet now there is a Disney version of female elves, little children with pointed ears, unlike the all-male dwarfs used in prior movies depicting elves. The Holy Santa scriptures say all elves are male, but you know Hollywood, always changing the rules. According to Judeo-Christian theism, man was created in God's image and woman was created in man's image. The first man, Adam, was made directly by God, while the first woman, Eve, was made from man - Adam's rib - thus being a sub-human, a complement or completion, but not directly made in God's divine male image, but in the image of man himself, subservient to his Jehovah appointed headship. God is a spirit they say, but always remains as a male figure (Our Father). After all, it is man (the leader, the "head," the superior) who was made in God's image. And this brings us back to Santa. Was Mrs. Claus made from Santa's rib? Were the elves made from him? Or as mutant children from Santa and the Mrs.? Or are they some type of alien who came during the Egyptian rule, perhaps related to the pyramids? Some think they are African pygmies that have mutated into white pointed ear fellows. Was Mrs. Claus a virgin and impregnated with the Xmas spirit of Santa's essence?

Like Jehovah, Santa only gives gifts and rewards to the good little boys and girls. Yet unlike Jehovah, Santa considers most people good. Santa blesses gays, blacks and women with the same gifts and rewards as white males. Jehovah is still working on this. However Santa cannot do supernatural fixes, such as healing leprosy and shrinking tumors and having the sun stand still. Santa is still working on this. Santa knows the earth revolves around the sun, not the other way around, unlike Jehovah (and Joshua), for Santa is in tune with current day knowledge apart from antiquated mythology, knowing that the sun can never stand still, nor the earth stop revolving, not even for an instant.

So the next time you look up in the sky and perhaps think you see something (Christmas might be the best time) say to yourself, "Look up in the sky,! It's a plane! No! It's a bird! No! It's . . . Jehovah Claus!" Able to leap tall buildings with a single bound? Well, it's either on a sled with reindeer or inside of a dark cloud. Either way, HE will be there in faith.

	The Myth of Santa Claus
	&
	The Illusionary Image of Theism
	That of Yahweh and Christ as an External Supernatural Deity (Deities)
	Both Provide Neurotic Protection. Yet divinity is real and lives in the entire realm of humanity, as all have Christ Consciousness or Buddha Nature within themselves, the Christian and Pagan, the gay and lesbian, the black and white, the Hindu, Muslim and Jew alike. Higher awareness and self-realization or that of leaving one's self (ego) to the silent center, is the alignment with intuitive divinity of the collective consciousness. Biblical literalism endorses tribal prejudice to the defense of words written by man, separating one tribe, one nation, one religious culture from another.
	Neither image is counterfeit, as their is nothing real in objectivity, nor absolute,
	but all are subjective, made in the image of man.

		Yahweh & Christ	Santa Claus
		1. Has white hair like wool.     Rev. 1:14; Dan. 7:9	1. Has white hair like wool
		2. Beard - curly and white.     Isa. 50:6; Rev. 1:14	2. Beard curly and white.
		3. Throne is in north of the temple.     Ezek. 1:4; Ex. 26:35; Psalm 48:2; Isa. 14:13	3. Comes from the North Pole.
		4. Omniscient - all seeing, all knowing.     Rev. 19:6	4. Omniscient - knows about all.
		5. Ageless, eternal.     Rev. 1:8, 21:6; Heb. 13:8	5. Ageless, eternal.
		6. Judgments come from book of life/death.     Rev. 20:12, 14:7, 21:27; II Cor. 5:10	6. Makes lists of judgments.
		7. Investigative judgment.     Dan. 8:14; Ecc. 12:14; Matt. 10:26; I Cor. 4:5	7. Checks list twice.
		8. Salvation by faith that works by love to all.     in book of life. Matt. 24:21; Rev. 21:27, 22:14	8. Gifts given on basis of a list.     (Gifts by works along).
		9. Day of Atonement/forgiveness once yearly.     Lev. 23:26-32	9. Christmas rewards once yearly.
		10. Confess sins to Jesus.       I John 2:1; I Tim. 2:5; Ezra 10:11	10. Confess wrongs to Santa.
		11. Keep law in Christ's strength.       Jn. 14:15, 21, 15:10; Psa. 119:60; I Jn. 2:3, 5:2	11. Promise to be better next year.
		12. Obey your parents in the Lord.       Eph. 6:1; Prov. 6:20; Col. 3:20; Ex. 20:12	12. Asks children to obey parents to       please him.
		13. Takes eyes from man to Jesus.        Heb. 12:2; II Cor. 4:18; Ps. 141:8	13. Comes on Christ's Birthday,        taking eyes from Jesus to man.
		14. Hour of His coming a mystery.       Lk. 12:40; Mk. 13:33; Matt. 24:36; Acts 1:7	14. Hour of his coming a mystery.
		15. Christ is the giver of good gifts.       Lk. 11:13; Matt. 7:11; Jas. 1:16-17	15. Gives good gifts to children.
		16. Called children to His knee.       Matt. 19:14; Mk. 10:14-16; Luke 18:16	16. Calls all children to his knee.
		17. Sits on royal eternal throne.       Matt. 19:28, 25:31; Heb. 1:8-9; Ps. 45:6	17. Sits on royal, eternal throne.
		18. Judgments come like a thief in the night.       I Thess. 5:2-4; Lk. 21:34; II Pet. 3:10	18. Visits late at night.
		19. Judgments come in "one day".       II Pet 3:8; Rev. 18:8; Isa. 47:9; Jer. 50:27	19. Swift visitation to whole world in one       day.
		20. Omnipresent - desires to be in all!       Ps. 139:7-10; Pro. 15:3; Jn 15; Gal. 2:20	20 Omnipresent - in every shopping      mall.
		21. Only God is good and can impart       obedience. Matt. 19:17; Psa. 25:8; Col. 1:29;	21. Be good for goodness sake.
		22. Eyes likes flames of fire.       Rev. 1:14, 2:18	22. Has a twinkle in his eye.
		23. Wore red robe stained with blood. Matt.       28:38 Robe dipped in blood. Rev. 19:13	23. Wears a red suit.
		24. Comes in clouds of heaven.       Acts 1:9-11; Rev. 1:7	24. Comes in cloudy winter sky.
		25. Throne moved by powerful angels.       Eze. 1; Rev. 4:2-10; Psa. 104:3-4	25. Sleigh powered by mystical powerful       reindeer.
		26. Lives in sparkling, clear city.       Rev. 21:18-23	26. Lives in sparkling ice palace.
		27. Served by millions of angels.       Rev. 5:11; Dan. 7:10; Heb. 12:22	27. Served by numerous non-human       elves; origins unknown.
		28. Only giver of righteousness.       Rom. 3:10, 5:19, 10:4; I Cor. 1:30	28. St. Nick - Name implies he has       righteousness of himself.